Slinky ClubGirl goes out on the town

Slinky ClubGirl
Goes out on the town
To the Fleshpots of Babylon
In Luton,
Bedfordshire.

The Fleshpots of Babylon
Is a clubby club-club
Type of club;
A sweaty sweat-sweat,
Dancy dance-dance,
Touchy touch-touch,
Feely feel-feel,
Steamy broth of a cauldron
Type of club.

Slinky ClubGirl
Has heard from her friends
That if you inhale unwisely
At the Fleshpots of Babylon
In Luton,
Bedfordshire,
You get instantly
Pregnant
With the only child
Of the Devil himself.

So she takes precautions.

She paints
Her nipples
With coral-pink
Lipgloss
And she puts on
A tight-fitting
Double-strength
Whole-body
Condom.

The whole-body condom
Is not a success.

It restricts
Conversational opportunities
With fit-looking boys,
And it makes it impossible
To drink the necessary
Quantities
Of natural bubbly
Bedfordshire spring water
To stay lubricated.

And it makes her feel
Like a soapy banana
In a slimy plastic
Sausage skin -
A feeling quite commonly
Experienced
In Luton,
Bedfordshire.

So Slinky ClubGirl
Cuts her losses,
Goes home early,
Disposes of her
Whole-body condom
In a responsible way,
And reaches for her
Vibrator drawer.

After fifteen
Or twenty
Seconds,
The vibrator batteries
Run out.

This sort of thing
Is quite common
In Luton,
Bedfordshire.


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Tuesday girl

She has an
Important decision
To make.

The decision
She has to make
Is this:
Should she take
The decision
Now?
Or should she
Wait until after tea
And take
The decision then?

The decision
Involves
Boyfriends.

Such decisions
Should never be hurried.

She has seven boyfriends.

She likes to enjoy a
Different boy
Each day.

But now an
Eighth desirable boy
Has turned up.
He is the fittest
Of the fit.
Space
Must be found
For him.

But she doesn't want
More than one
Boyfriend per day.
That would be excessive,
And she is a
Modest girl
By nature,
And abstemious.

And more than one
Boyfriend a day
Would be expensive
On nail varnish,
And might be
Stressful in
Other ways.

She wonders about
Slotting him in
On Tuesdays,
For a trial period of,
Say,
One month.

She could offload
Her current Tuesday boy
Onto her best friend,
But that might be tricky.

Her best friend isn't
A boygirl.
Her best friend is
A girlgirl:
A sista.
Which is why
She is
Her best friend.

Life is agreeably complicated,
But for the modern girl,
Not impossible.

She arrives at a
Prudent solution.
She will put
The decision off
Until after tea,
And until she has
Done her hair,
And texted a few friends,
And listened to a
Bit of iPod,
And read a
Bit of 21st Century Goddess,
And chilled generally.

The only problem is,
It is Monday
Today,
And Tuesday is
Due tomorrow.

She wonders how
She will cope,
And if she doesn't
Cope,
How she will
Cope then.

Her mobile phone rings.
She makes the mistake
Of answering it.

It is a
Boy's voice.

It is not
The boy
She expected.


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