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An old lady in a printed frock Is standing in A Jellybabies theme park In Broadstairs. She is watching An illegal seal cull Through night-vi...

A group of small children Is going to the circus In Southwold, Suffolk. Their childminder Is a thin woman With a briefcase. "What have ...

Having not eaten For well over twenty minutes, The young woman was hungry. # She logged on to the internet And ordered a stuffed crust p...

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Page update: 28.02.08 The time is right to issue a statement about the bear problem. There has been a lot of loose speculation in the media,...

It is time We addressed honestly, The central question Of the universe. What is The central question Of the universe? The central question O...

It happened at a Tesco supermarket in Northumberland. A supermarket is a market which is super. For ease of reference, Tesco is the trade ...

A transsexual Elvis impersonator Is seen in Bedfordshire. She has five loose, Sugar-free mints In her backpack. A passer-by Comments on this...

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"The attitude of the angels towards God differs radically from that of man." "They do not conceive the existence of a central...

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Page update: 12.01.08 January 2008 At 00.30am on Tuesday 1st January 2008, a group of seven to nine UFOs were seen flying in formation over...