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He was thinking. He was thinking about Theology. He was thinking That if it is true That there is nothing outside God, Which is pretty obvio...

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He had absolutely nothing Inside his head, So he decided to become A theologian. His head was like An unbroken eggshell With no egg inside...

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Charles sits down   To compile A directory of blogs Written by insects. This is no simple task. Charles is a human being And as far as he...

Not all female bishops Have a latex fetish. Not all female bishops Putt the shot. Not all female bishops Giggle uncontrollably During the Ag...

Her private collection Of early musical instruments Is now almost complete. All she needs Is a Stradivarius crumhorn. She falls asleep And h...

The parishioners are careful Not to gloat. At long last They have got rid Of their parish priest. He is a heretic. Ho ho. English Churchiani...

She held Her newly-born baby In her arms. It was quite unlike Her previous three children. She knew that something Was 'wrong' As ...

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A man with a waxed jacket Is putting empty glass bottles Into a blue skip At the recycling centre. A woman walks by, Takes off one of her sh...

A middle-aged man With an unwrapped choc ice Stands beside the River Thames In London. The man looks at the choc ice With a strange light...

He turns on the computer And looks at the screen. Nothing happens. He turns off the computer And looks at the screen again. Nothing happens....

He is good at art. He lies down to do a painting. A lot of people sit down to do a painting. But he lies down. He lies down to think about t...

From what he said, It was not immediately apparent What he meant. What he said was: "I voted Republican again." What he meant was ...

He sits down In his favourite armchair - The one by the window With the slightly worn armrests - To read the newspaper. The main picture, On...

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