The Pope meets Osama bin Laden At a hunt ball In Sunderland. There are smoked lobster canapés With a creamed spinach topping. The Pope says: "Would you mind awfully If we beatified you?" Osama replies: "I am a saint already. But I would welcome an introduction To Opus Dei."
A security guard listening-in says: "Either of you two fancy Another signed photograph Of Thomas the Tank Engine?"
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