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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Yoda wisdom for Gungan groupies

Compiled by Alcuin Bramerton
from privileged sources in the Outer Rim



Page update: 01.06.10 Planet Earth western hemisphere linear time

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Yoda senses a disturbance
in The Force.
On Planet Earth
another animal
has been needlessly
butchered

for human food.

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Yoda has taught
many young Jedis
in his time,
but he knows that
teaching is not something
you do to pupils;
teaching is something you are.


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Yoda is aware that
7.6 million British women
own more than sixteen
pairs of shoes each,
but The Force remains strong
within him.


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Yoda thinks that astrology
will be better understood
on Planet Earth
when human science becomes
a little more mature.


***

Yoda trusts his own anger;
he has a second cup of tea
with
Saruman the White.

***

Gungans are not
intellectuals.
Yoda knows this
but stays positive.


***

On Christmas Eve,
when Yoda encounters
a fresh slice of
hot buttered toast,
his light sabre glows blue.
But he does not eat it.
Even a
Jedi Master
cannot easily digest
a light sabre.


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In The Adam and Eve pub,
in Bishopgate, Norwich (UK),
Yoda, Albus Dumbledore

and Gandalf the Grey
occasionally enjoy a game
of three-sided chess.
But they take care

to leave the pawns untouched.

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The thing about Yoda
is that
Yoda doesn't blog.


***

Yoda doesn't eat chocolate;
he wills the chocolate
to be eaten by others.


***

Yoda understands himself;
he knows about
the internal architecture
of being.


***

Yoda is everywhere;
he is everywhere
all at once,
except you don't notice.


***

Think quantum transdimensionality
and you think Yoda.
But you don't touch Yoda
with your thought;
Yoda touches you with his.


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Yoda's ears are chimerical;
they look as if
they're listening.
But actually
his ears
are looking.

They are looking elsewhere.


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Images of hot buttered toast
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3 Comments:

Blogger Birdy said...

You got me thinking with one of your posts up here. I think you're wrong. Apparently, Yoda does blog:

http://blogs.starwars.com/Yoda

12:47 am  
Blogger teigan said...

Man, told!

Speaking of which

>teaching is not something
>you do to pupils;
>teaching is something you are.

Wise words, master

12:38 pm  
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