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from privileged sources in the Outer Rim
Page update: 01.06.10 Planet Earth western hemisphere linear time
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Yoda senses a disturbance
in The Force.
On Planet Earth
another animal
has been needlessly
butchered
for human food.
***
Yoda has taught
many young Jedis
in his time,
but he knows that
teaching is not something
you do to pupils;
teaching is something you are.
***
Yoda is aware that
7.6 million British women
own more than sixteen
pairs of shoes each,
yet still The Force remains strong
within him.
***
Yoda thinks that astrology
will be better understood
on Planet Earth
when human science becomes
a little more mature.
***
Yoda trusts his own anger;
he has a second cup of tea
with Saruman the White.
***
Gungans are not
intellectuals.
Yoda knows this
but stays positive.
***
On Christmas Eve,
when Yoda encounters
a fresh slice of
hot buttered toast,
his light sabre glows blue.
But he does not eat it.
Even a Jedi Master
cannot easily digest
a light sabre.
***
In The Adam and Eve pub,
in Bishopgate, Norwich (UK),
Yoda, Albus Dumbledore
and Gandalf the Grey
occasionally enjoy a game
of three-sided chess.
But they take care
to leave the pawns untouched.
***
The thing about Yoda
is that
Yoda doesn't blog.
***
Yoda doesn't eat chocolate;
he wills the chocolate
to be eaten by others.
***
Yoda understands himself;
he knows about
the internal architecture
of being.
***
Yoda is everywhere;
he is everywhere
all at once,
except you don't notice.
***
Think quantum transdimensionality
and you think Yoda.
But you don't touch Yoda
with your thought;
Yoda touches you with his.
***
Yoda's ears are chimerical;
they look as if
they're listening.
But actually
his ears
are looking.
They are looking elsewhere.
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Images of hot buttered toast
1 2 3 4 5
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from privileged sources in the Outer Rim
Page update: 01.06.10 Planet Earth western hemisphere linear time
***
Yoda senses a disturbance
in The Force.
On Planet Earth
another animal
has been needlessly
butchered
for human food.
***
Yoda has taught
many young Jedis
in his time,
but he knows that
teaching is not something
you do to pupils;
teaching is something you are.
***
Yoda is aware that
7.6 million British women
own more than sixteen
pairs of shoes each,
yet still The Force remains strong
within him.
***
Yoda thinks that astrology
will be better understood
on Planet Earth
when human science becomes
a little more mature.
***
Yoda trusts his own anger;
he has a second cup of tea
with Saruman the White.
***
Gungans are not
intellectuals.
Yoda knows this
but stays positive.
***
On Christmas Eve,
when Yoda encounters
a fresh slice of
hot buttered toast,
his light sabre glows blue.
But he does not eat it.
Even a Jedi Master
cannot easily digest
a light sabre.
***
In The Adam and Eve pub,
in Bishopgate, Norwich (UK),
Yoda, Albus Dumbledore
and Gandalf the Grey
occasionally enjoy a game
of three-sided chess.
But they take care
to leave the pawns untouched.
***
The thing about Yoda
is that
Yoda doesn't blog.
***
Yoda doesn't eat chocolate;
he wills the chocolate
to be eaten by others.
***
Yoda understands himself;
he knows about
the internal architecture
of being.
***
Yoda is everywhere;
he is everywhere
all at once,
except you don't notice.
***
Think quantum transdimensionality
and you think Yoda.
But you don't touch Yoda
with your thought;
Yoda touches you with his.
***
Yoda's ears are chimerical;
they look as if
they're listening.
But actually
his ears
are looking.
They are looking elsewhere.
........................................
Images of Yoda1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Images of hot buttered toast
1 2 3 4 5
........................................
Out beyond the Gas Giants
More Norfolk koans
Index of blog contents
2 comments:
You got me thinking with one of your posts up here. I think you're wrong. Apparently, Yoda does blog:
http://blogs.starwars.com/Yoda
Man, told!
Speaking of which
>teaching is not something
>you do to pupils;
>teaching is something you are.
Wise words, master
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