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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Lose weight feel great

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Feel great,
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Turn your fat slagginess
Into slim slagginess.

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Those love handles.

Lick those ladles
Of lard
Off your wobbles.

Amaze your boss
With your new
Sinuous,
Sexy,
Slenderness.

Gasp at the ease
With which you slip
Into your daughter's clothes.

Look in the mirror
And know
Which way round you are.

Stop being a roly-poly
Adipose pudding,
Plump dumpling,
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Fat
Hippowoman.

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4 Comments:

Anonymous vera said...

Meditate to lose weight ?

10:45 am  
Anonymous vera said...

Oh Yeah, and trainee spirit beings have to do something with the meat....

10:33 pm  
Blogger Immortal Beloved said...

Shoot, if you know of a good way to lose weight by meditating, let me know!

6:29 pm  
Anonymous vera said...

Developing the Hope muscles...

11:12 am  

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