Sunday, February 13, 2005

Pope terror talks


The Pope meets
Osama bin Laden
At a hunt ball

In Sunderland.
 
There are smoked lobster canapés
With a creamed spinach topping.


The Pope says:
"Would you mind awfully
If we beatified you?"
Osama replies:
"I am a saint already.
But I would welcome an introduction
To Opus Dei."

A security guard listening-in says:
"Either of you two fancy
Another signed photograph
Of Thomas the Tank Engine?"




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Opus Dei arrive for Mass
A photograph


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