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Saturday, November 18, 2006

Kristianne Wych Christian Wicca

Kristianne Wych
Had a very conventional
Western upbringing:
School uniform,
Project on the Victorians,
21st Century Goddess,
Harry Potter,
Detention for too much makeup,
Phillip Pullman,
Bliss mag,
Finger vibe,
Right-on evanjelly church,
Furry handcuffs,
Shouty gurl bandz,
Detention for no bra,
Diary of Anne Frank,
Detention for flashing teapot lids,
David Copperfield,
Gated for tongue stud,
Dangers of fast food,
Day trip to Calais,
Coral pink toenails,
William Blake,
Gurly sleepovers,
Alton Towers,
Nail bars,
Netball Club,
Two detentions for tongue
In Matty Smith's ear,
No surrender,
It was only one tongue
And one ear,
Romeo and Juliet,
Pret sandwiches,
Sunday Telegraph,
Gated for torn jeans with no knickers,

Horse and Hound,
Young Farmers Christmas collection,
Gated for mobile phone bill
Half the size of Daddy Bear's
Annual bonus,

Alcopops for breakfast

Pink Teddy Bear with attitude.

It was an entirely conventional
Western upbringing.

So it was something
Of a shock
For the wrinklies
In her life
To learn that,

At the age of fourteen,
Kristianne Wych
Had decided to become
A Christian witch.

She left her
Right-on evanjelly church,
Where she was regarded as
Promising conversion material,
Saying that she liked Jesus,
But disliked church
Because it was sucky
And predictable
And boring
And had creepy priests.

And church caused problems
Like torture
And the Crusades
And the Inquisition
And slavery
And the suppression of boobs on bishops
And obsessions
With gay books
Like the Bible.

And church was full of
Silly, competitive,
Fighty boyzstuff
To do with violent beliefs
And dodgy salvation fantasies.

But she liked Jesus,
She said,
Because Jesus
Was a halfway decent
Who could
Heal serious stuff,
And conjure thousands
Of packed lunches
Out of thin air
On trips to the mountains,
And could shut up
The wind and the waves
Like a good teacher,
And could raise lazy fatties
From the dead,
And go completely sulky
When questioned
By religious prats
And give the temple capitalists
A good whipping.

Plus an additional recommendation
Was that Jesus had
A gurl-friendly
Pastoral policy
And got his rocks off
With Mary Maggadolly.

So Kristianne Wych
Became a Christian witch;
Not a bad,
Pervy, negative witch
Like those Slytherin sluts;
A good,
Fit, white witch
Like Hermione Grainger
And Ginny Weasley.

Christian Wicca,
She reckoned,
Was more use to Jesus
Than dead boring
Church stuffy stuff,
And in Wicca
There's more opportunity
For gurl power to do good.
And Wicca
Is better for the planet
Than church
And Jesus spent a lot of time
Doing shaman-type things.

And with Wicca
She could get outdoors too,
Out into the fresh air
Under the clouds
Away from the bibles
And cobwebs
And prayer books
And dusty antique superstitions,
And feel her bare feet
On the wet grass,
And spend time
Beside streams
In the hills,
And listen to the rustle
Of lonely woods,
And pay attention
To the milky moon
And make friends
With the stars
And talk to the rabbits
And nature spirits
And listen to the earth
Breathing green.

And she could get to do
Real Harry Potter trix
On the astral plane,
And help people properly
While they were asleep,
And get better and better
At meditation
And invocation
And affirmation
Which was really powerful stuff,
And teach boys
To love properly,
And get hot
And tantric
And juicy
And melty
With Matty Smith,
Which was what Matty Smith
Needed most
But didn't know it yet.

And that is how
Kristianne Wych,
The Christian witch,
Got into
Christian Wicca.


Christian Wicca pendant
A photograph

Teen witch tarot
A picture card

A picture by Jasmine Becket-Griffith

Nude fairy drake
A picture by Jasmine Becket-Griffith

Young Wizard
A picture by Julie Bell

Harry, Ron and Hermione
A photograph taken on the set of The Goblet of Fire


What are witches and what do they believe?

Spell of the day


I am the Moon

Aquarian elf girl

We are water beings

Pumpkin candlelight

Small visitors



Antidote to terror

A dream is a portal

A new scripture shortly to be published


How important is Jesus?

Da Vinci's Magdalene

Meditation - the direct encounter

The resurrection of the shaman

Teen hotties

Sexual health and safety for hot young lovers

Understanding the New Age Children

Is Harry Potter true?

Traditional Norfolk koans

Index of blog contents

Spirituality websites worth watching

Teen issues

Kristianne Wych Christian Wicca

Aquarian elf girl

Tuesday girl

Slinky ClubGirl goes out on the town

Give it a try

Understanding the New Age Children

The suicide portal

The Ritalin Conspiracy

My name is Television

Yoda wisdom for Gungan groupies

Emergency chocolate cake pictures


Traditional Norfolk koans

Index of blog contents

Spirituality websites worth watching

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Top end spirituality

People interested in top end intuitive spirituality of an aesthetic kind have often been drawn to the exploratory and equivocal signifiers of poets like Rumi (1207-1273) and Rilke (1875-1926).

It is encouraging to note, therefore, that a paperback edition of Don Paterson's 2005 translation of Rilke's 55 sonnets to Orpheus has recently been published. (Sonnets to Orpheus by Don Paterson; Faber and Faber; ISBN 0571222692; £8.99 from Amazon).

Originally written rapidly in a few days and published in 1923, Rilke described his Orpheus sonnets as "perhaps the most mysterious - in the way they arrived and entrusted themselves to me - the most enigmatic dictation I have ever received. The whole first part was taken down in a single breathless act of obedience, between the 2nd and 5th of February 1922, without one word being in doubt or having to be changed."

Writing in The New Statesman (London, UK),
Don Paterson explains the difficulty he encountered with his new translation of Rilke: "Translating a complex, visionary poem leaves you with two choices. Either you translate something you don't understand in German into something you understand even less in English, or you make a single reading of it, knowing that this denies many others. In translating Rilke's Sonnets, I took the latter course, which is to say I made a travesty of sorts - as any single interpretation must be. The one thing a poet must avoid, however, is pretending that both the meaning and the music of the original poem can be carried into the new language. Because a poem works on the heretical principle that sound and sense are the same thing, a poem is locked for ever in its original form. The poem's effect, which is all there is of it, can no more be 'translated' than can a piece of music. Yet we are compelled to seek some new incarnation for foreign poems in our own language."

Don Paterson's 2005 translation has been widely applauded. Writing in The Guardian newspaper (London, UK),
Mark Doty says: "Paterson gives the sonnets, perhaps for the first time in English, a true sense of an inhabited skin, a pulsing body responding to the life of the senses." And Doty quotes a 1920 letter of Rilke where the poet observes: "Ultimately there is only one poet, that infinite one who makes himself felt, here and there through the ages, in a mind that can surrender to him."

Other useful reviews of Paterson's Orpheus in the British press can be found here,
and here.


The libraries do not fool us

Reasonable request

Living text entity

You can pretend

More Norfolk koans

Index of blog contents

Spirituality websites worth watching

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Saddam Hussein was already dead

Page update: 07.03.10

US and UK complicit in massive international deception: a brainwashed Saddam lookalike was hanged in Baghdad

A video of the Saddam lookalike's hanging can be viewed here (YouTube - 2½ mins).

The man hanged in Baghdad on the 30th December 2006 for crimes against humanity was not Saddam Hussein. The Former Iraqi President died in March 2003. He was badly injured in intelligence-led precision bombing by the Americans on Thursday 20th March 2003, and died later that day or very shortly afterwards.
An alternative narrative came to light on Friday 5th March and Saturday 6th March 2010 in an email correspondence between Alcuin Bramerton and Patrick Bellringer of the Four Winds10 website. Patrick Bellringer's information on this subject is that Saddam Hussein and his family were flown out of Iraq by prior agreement, before the March 2003 attack on Iraq, and that Saddam is alive and well and living in Russia at the present time.

Saddam held incriminating documents, pictures, and evidence of corruption and treason committed by the George Bush Snr US syndicate. He used these materials as leverage to be taken to safety and protected for life. The agreement struck was coordinated by several national governments including the US, UK, Israel and Russia. Part of Saddam's side of the agreement was to order his élite Republican Guard to stand down just prior to the US Shock and Awe attack in 2003.

The Illuminati who planned the war were determined to gain control of Iraq for four reasons. First, they wanted management control of the Iraqi oil fields and the associated revenue flows and construction contracts. Second, they needed to loot and take over the Central Bank of Iraq and the Rafidian Bank along with the gold, documents and inexpedient US dollar-denominated derivative papers held in those two places.

Third, they sought to secure access to the Iraqi stargates in order to (again) bring in negative extraterrestrial help from the fourth dimension. Originally, the Illuminati families were the shapeshifting spawn of negative 4D reptilian ETs. These negative ETs, including the one referred to as Satan, were expelled from Earth in the 1990s.

One of the stargates targeted for special use by the Illuminati was the interdimensional portal at the ancient Sumerian site of Entemenanki (the locality of the ziggurat of Marduk in ancient Babylon). To third dimensional vision, this now appears to be just an old archaeological site in the desert. In this respect, it is similar to the archaeological site at Old Marib in Yemen, which is also a stargate.

And fourth, in invading Iraq, the Illuminati sought to acquire the Sumerian library and the advanced ET technology which has been held in Iraq for millennia.

The Illuminati were partially successful in their first two Iraq invasion aims (oil and banks), but failed completely in their last two goals. This was because the ancient sites holding the portals, data-complexes and wormhole technologies were spiritually protected at a higher dimension.
The individual who was held by the Americans for three years under the name of Saddam Hussein was a politically expedient lookalike. He was a cousin of Saddam and his body language was recognisably different from that of Saddam himself. British and American intelligence organisations knew this. It was also common knowledge in the Tikrit locality of northern Iraq where the remains of the real Saddam were quietly buried in 2003.
The lookalike was first seen on Iraqi television on the 4th April 2003. He was filmed by an Iraqi disinformation team. The footage showed him picking up a child and laughing and waving to invited crowds in a safe area of Baghdad. Apart from his different body language, the end of the lookalike's nose was much broader than that of Saddam and he had moles on his temple and forehead, unlike Saddam. This physiognomy was identical to that of the captured person who the Americans were trying to pass off as Saddam. In April 2003, Western media commentators openly questioned the identity of this man as seen on the broadcast video.
Benjamin Creme, the Editor-in Chief of Share International Magazine, has privileged access to this information from inside Iraq. He sent a press release about Saddam's death to media and government authorities on Tuesday 8th April 2003.
In early 2004, the Russians applied skilful diplomatic pressure on America to allow Sajida Heiralla Tuffah access to the captured "Saddam Hussein". Sajida was Saddam's wife and the mother of his children. The meeting took place in April 2004 at the American military base in Qatar.

The Saddam lookalike was flown in aboard a United States Air Force VIP jet. Sajida arrived from Syria with her official escort, Sheikh Hamad Al-Thani,
and entered the detention area where the lookalike was being held. She emerged only moments later pink with rage and shouting: "This is not my husband but his double! Where is my husband? Take me to my husband!"

American officials rushed forward to shield Mrs Saddam from perplexed Russian observers, trying to insist that Saddam had changed a lot while in custody and she probably didn't recognise him. "You think I do not know my husband?" Sajida shouted furiously, "I was married to the man for more than twenty-five years!"

This episode was witnessed by up to twenty individuals from at least five different countries. Pravda (Moscow, Russia) and four other Eastern newspapers reported the event in detail between the 13th and 17th April 2004. The New York Times and other Western news outlets censored the story under pressure from security agencies.

In the Question and Answers section of the December 2006 edition of Share International Magazine, Benjamin Creme was asked: "Why would the man who is posing as Saddam Hussein go on so long with the lie? He is putting himself through much grief, for what?" His answer was: "The outrageous and sinister truth is that the poor man who has just been sentenced to hanging no longer realizes that he is not Saddam Hussein but a lookalike cousin. For a year in the hands of the CIA he has been systematically brain-washed by chemicals and hypnosis to forget his own identity and assume that of Saddam Hussein, President of Iraq. These methods have been used by many of the Intelligence agencies in the world for very many years, especially for transforming and using captured spies. It was for this process to be carried out that this stand-in for Saddam Hussein disappeared from public view, after his capture, for so long.
See also: Share International Magazine January/February 2007 - Questions and Answers.

Mrs Saddam says Saddam is not Saddam
Some background to Joe Vialls' report of the 18th June 2004