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Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Emergency chocolate cake pictures

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Picture: Thin woman ready for chocolate cake

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An advanced spiritual exercise for Tantric Chocopractors is offered below

(1) Dress sensibly in edible, chocolate-coloured ceremonial vestments worn over a crotchless praline undergarment.

(2) Light seven chocolate-coloured candles.

(3) Burn a little chocolate-flavoured incense.

(4) Centre yourself with sincere chocopractic intention.

(5) On a big screen, view each of the ten chocolate cake photographs listed above, slowly and in the order given.

(6) As each chocolate cake comes into view, admire its plump, Rubinesque chocolateness without judgment. Notice its extravagant, gustatory potential, its uncoded promise of instant gratification, its desire to give itself to you completely, deliciously and without delay or qualification. (Note: Do not worship the chocolate cake; simply respect it as a cosmic colleague, equal to you but subtly different.)

(7) Breathe deeply in and out seven times. Rejoice in the fact that you are a Woman and that Chocolate is the Destiny of Woman.

(8) Press the tip of your tongue against the C-spot in the roof of your mouth and inhale the unconditional chocolateness of the universe.

(9) Notice how your heart is melting like chocolate. Thank the chocolate for its gift of abundant liquidity. Merge with the chocolate and go wherever it takes you.

(10) Recall how your shamanic forebears rehearsed this ritual millennia ago under starbright skies at full moon. Recall their thrill at the coming of chocolate, centuries before chocolate was invented by Bobina the Bilder of Baden-Baden during the Black Forest High Renaissance.

(11) Visualise yourself as a helpless, defenceless tastebud besieged by chocolate cake. Surrender to the invader without fear.

(12) As your consciousness merges with the quintessential chocolateness of all being, journey into sacred space, release your inner child, and offer your inner child a Cadbury's Creme Egg.

(13) Eat nothing yourself. Be strong. Be deeply and transcendentally content. Vote Democrat. Experience no guilt.

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Platonic relationship

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She loves chocolate,
But she never
Eats it.

Chocolate is for
Looking only.

But if you are careful,
You can stroke
The chocolate wrapper
Lightly
Without getting
Pregnant.

Fleeting caresses
Such as this
Nourish the soul.

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Yoda wisdom for Gungan groupies

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from privileged sources in the Outer Rim

Page update: 01.06.10 Planet Earth western hemisphere linear time

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Yoda senses a disturbance
in The Force.
On Planet Earth
another animal
has been needlessly
butchered
for human food.

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Yoda has taught
many young Jedis
in his time,
but he knows that
teaching is not something
you do to pupils;
teaching is something you are.

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Yoda is aware that
7.6 million British women
own more than sixteen
pairs of shoes each,
yet still The Force remains strong
within him.

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Yoda thinks that astrology
will be better understood
on Planet Earth
when human science becomes
a little more mature.

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Yoda trusts his own anger;
he has a second cup of tea
with Saruman the White.

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Gungans are not
intellectuals.
Yoda knows this
but stays positive.

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On Christmas Eve,
when Yoda encounters
a fresh slice of
hot buttered toast,
his light sabre glows blue.
But he does not eat it.
Even a Jedi Master
cannot easily digest
a light sabre.

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In The Adam and Eve pub,
in Bishopgate, Norwich (UK),
Yoda, Albus Dumbledore
and Gandalf the Grey
occasionally enjoy a game
of three-sided chess.
But they take care
to leave the pawns untouched.
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The thing about Yoda
is that
Yoda doesn't blog.

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Yoda doesn't eat chocolate;
he wills the chocolate
to be eaten by others.

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Yoda understands himself;
he knows about
the internal architecture
of being.

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Yoda is everywhere;
he is everywhere
all at once,
except you don't notice.

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Think quantum transdimensionality
and you think Yoda.
But you don't touch Yoda
with your thought;
Yoda touches you with his.

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Yoda's ears are chimerical;
they look as if
they're listening.
But actually
his ears
are looking.
They are looking elsewhere.

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